Paris Hilton will be fitted with an electronic alarm which will let guards know if she is being attacked by other prison inmates.
The soon-to-be prison belle has been spotted recently toting inspirational books and the Holy Bible. Hilton also had her 45 day sentence reduced to a measly 23 days, due to good behavior. You get time off for good behavior before you even get into the clink these days??
I guess the only remaining question is: Will the guards actually respond to any alarms the heirhead sets off?
I would give the inmates at least a five minute head start.
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